One of the more neato Halloween costumes I’ve stumbled upon on the web - 8-bit lo res makeup girl. Click through for more.

For Halloween, I went as the guy from the Leed’s Mattress billboards. I wrote about him once here. Not to brag, but if you google “leeds mattress man”, it’s the first thing that comes up. Yeah, that means I’m bigtime.

On Halloween. I have no idea, but I love that she committed to the costume by refusing to take off her mask on the way home. Plus where do you find Scooby Doo fabric these days?

This was from Halloween. I don’t know why I just wrote that, of course it’s from Halloween. It’d be much more interesting if it wasn’t though. I should have just wrote, “This is from Christmas” and then most of you would still be reading this instead of moving on. You’d be saying, “Next year I wanna spend Christmas with the Babcocks.”

I was going through my photos and realized I had to share this because puns give me boners. I love them and I thought the people of NYC would see this costume and praise me for my snarky cleverness. Two people thought it was awesome. Most didn’t care because they were drunk. About four people actually got angry at me. I forget that in the world of humor, a pun is the kid in the caf who eats alone. But c’mon, Total Costume Preparation Time - 0:03 seconds. Take that society.