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I've posted this one before but it seems to be more relevant than ever.

“Start drinking vodka instead of beer because I’m trying to be more healthy and vodka has no calories.”

I got to get my shit together.

3 days ago

November 5, 2009
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ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY!
In 1955, Doctor Emmet Lathrop Brown was standing on a toilet hanging a wall clock when he slipped and beat his head on the bathroom sink.  Unconscious, Doc had a vision.  And that vision was that of a flux capacitor — the device that makes time travel possible.
Also, today was only TWO WEEKS away from the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance.
(via Geekologie)

As soon as I read this, I got up and told everyone in the office. No one was impressed. One girl just yelled out, “Dork.” I still think it’s really cool, so I guess she’s right.

jonahray:

ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY!

In 1955, Doctor Emmet Lathrop Brown was standing on a toilet hanging a wall clock when he slipped and beat his head on the bathroom sink. Unconscious, Doc had a vision. And that vision was that of a flux capacitor — the device that makes time travel possible.

Also, today was only TWO WEEKS away from the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance.

(via Geekologie)

As soon as I read this, I got up and told everyone in the office. No one was impressed. One girl just yelled out, “Dork.” I still think it’s really cool, so I guess she’s right.

3 days ago

November 5, 2009
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STUFF I EDITED #8

Piece I put together this week for Current TV’s Infomania.

4 days ago

November 4, 2009
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photo I was going to get this for lunch until I realized it comes with a lousy soda can. No soda or nuthin. Hmph.

I was going to get this for lunch until I realized it comes with a lousy soda can. No soda or nuthin. Hmph.

4 days ago

November 4, 2009
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photo Sooo is this going to get me drunk then or what?

Sooo is this going to get me drunk then or what?

4 days ago

November 4, 2009
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photo Tulip fields in the Netherlands. I didn’t daytrip to a tulip farm when I was there and later regretted it. I saw them on the way out via a bus window, but it wasn’t quite the same.

Tulip fields in the Netherlands. I didn’t daytrip to a tulip farm when I was there and later regretted it. I saw them on the way out via a bus window, but it wasn’t quite the same.

4 days ago

November 4, 2009
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photo One of the more neato Halloween costumes I’ve stumbled upon on the web - 8-bit lo res makeup girl. Click through for more.

One of the more neato Halloween costumes I’ve stumbled upon on the web - 8-bit lo res makeup girl. Click through for more.

4 days ago

November 4, 2009
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photo I onlylike to eat food that can be represented by mustacheod cartoons.

I wish he had a sidekick called the Adequate Tortilla.

I onlylike to eat food that can be represented by mustacheod cartoons.

I wish he had a sidekick called the Adequate Tortilla.

5 days ago

November 3, 2009
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"I won't be beat!"

"I won't be beat!"

Leeds Mattress Man

Leeds Mattress Man

For Halloween, I went as the guy from the Leed’s Mattress billboards. I wrote about him once here. Not to brag, but if you google “leeds mattress man”, it’s the first thing that comes up. Yeah, that means I’m bigtime.

5 days ago

November 3, 2009
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photo femocracyphx:

Femocracy! Free Nachos November featuring Modest Proposal and more!!!
doors at 8pm
show at 9pm
$8, free nacho bar, donation bar, giveaways and we will explode your head with laughter.

Headed to PHX this weekend with standup pals Nick Rutherford and Paul Cibis to do this show. It’s going to be a blast. If you’re in PHX, come on out!

femocracyphx:

Femocracy! Free Nachos November featuring Modest Proposal and more!!!

doors at 8pm

show at 9pm

$8, free nacho bar, donation bar, giveaways and we will explode your head with laughter.

Headed to PHX this weekend with standup pals Nick Rutherford and Paul Cibis to do this show. It’s going to be a blast. If you’re in PHX, come on out!

6 days ago

November 2, 2009
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